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Wednesday 26 January 2011

First ever phone chat experience!!

Well where do I start?

Just about 10yrs ago, maybe slightly more, I remember all the chatline numbers becoming more available to everyone, starting to see them more in magazines and newspapers, and even on tv.. what they were offering in those days was giving girls a free phone number to call (0800) and chat away to guys on, however the guys had to pay to chat to the girls, obviously the companies new loads of girls would chat away happily for free and the guys being as naughty as they were would happily pay to speak to the girls,  so we would make a little profile about ourselves and the guys could hear what all the girls online sounded like and they would leave you a little message, the message would come through to you and you would reply back to it, this would go on for as long as you wanted, these calls were call Virtual calls,  you werent speaking directly to the guy, it was just passing messages back and forth, THEN if the guy liked your replies he could then ask you to talk 121 with him, which meant no passing messages back and forth but actually holding a proper convo with him. All of this for me was just fun at the time, getting a girl friend round to my house and having a bit of a laugh chatting away with different guys, but after a while i realised i was really enjoying the chatting and harmless flirting that was going on between myself and these guys and how cool it would be if I could do this as a job!!

Well how excited was I when in the back of one of my girlie gossip magazines  I came across an advert looking for woman at home who would like to become chatline hosts and if so to apply for an application form..so I did, and they got back to me straight away with all the info I needed, telling me its was going to be  more of an adult chat that I would be required to do and if you didn't think I could do this kind of thing, then this job just isnt for me ...HAHAHA!! I knew it would be a breeze..yeah of course I had had a few naughty chats with the guys on the free line i used, and also with ex partners as well, having naughty phone fun with them had come in handy too LOL.

Sent all the paperwork etc away, got all my log in details..and was ready to go......sitting with my phone on the floor, kids at mum and dads, and at the time i didnt drink, so no dutch courage for me lol
I logged in and waited on the phone to ring..and within minutes it did LOL my stomach jumped so much..should I answer it? or just leave it and log out?? thats all that was going through my head LOL..but I answered it, trying not to sound absolutely petrified I started off the conversation..didnt get very far at all, hardly got past our names etc and he hung up on me LOL..I logged right back out, confidence just dropped..it all felt completely different than when I would talk on the free lines..I think because I knew this was an actual job..the company could and would listen in at any point, and they were going to judge me on my performance as a chatline host and there was chance if i wasnt good enough I could lose my job..needless to say I didnt log in again for a few days LOL.

Decided to stop being such a shit bag and a few days later logged myself back in, just kept trying to think to myself "just imagine its a boyfriend your having fun with" within minutes of logging in, the phone rang straight away, I picked it up and in a very soft but sexy voice I answered the call.... "Hey your through to Lisa, who am I talking too???.... waiting nervously to hear what the guy sounded like he said in a very deep voice.."John"... its funny how most of the guys call themselves John when they call LOL..
Hey John..I said, lovely to hear from you, how you feeling tonight? his reply...horny as fuck after hearing your message LOL...Thank god I thought, he liked my message hehe...So..What was it about my message you liked John? did something in particular grab your attention?? John replied..your voice is so sexy Lisa, and hearing you say your wearing white panties is getting me really hard!!....
Oh John..I do like the thought of you sitting there with a nice big hard cock for me....so come on John, tell me how big that cock of yours really is??.... NOW WAIT FOR IT!! HIS REPLY!!!....oh i would say about 13/14 inches he said..HAHA!!!! obviously a man who doesnt measure his cock much, who doesnt really know what 13/14 inches really looks like..and who seems to think I dont know what 13/14 inches looks like either LOL, and that im just going to be so impressed with his massive cock LOL
Trying not to laugh and biting my tongue trying not to say I think your telling me porky pies John..I just let the poor guy think I thought he was hung like a donkey...Oh John thats a really big cock you have there, just the thought of it is getting these little white panties of mine sooooo wet!! LOL.. SO YEAH!!!..you can guess what was coming next...Are you fingering yourself for me Lisa?? he said....No not yet babe, but i can if you want me too?.... Yeah go for it Lisa, slip those fingers inside those panties and tell me just how wet you really are he said..
NOW...at this moment in time, and with it being my first proper working phone chat call, Lisa most certainly was not slipping her hand inside any white panties, she was shaking like a leaf, sitting on the living room floor, nervously scribbling and doodling on a piece of paper as she was chatting, but John didnt have a clue bless him, he was picturing me sitting there, legs wide open, and slipping my hand inside my little damp white panties....Oh John, I cant stop thinking about that massive cock of yours, my fingers sliding so deep inside my pussy, you've got me so wet here, mmmmmmmmmm!!! at that I could hear his breathing getting heavier and louder, lots of rustling and moving about..Yipp he wanking..nice one hehehe....Oh John I wish it was your cock sliding inside me right now, feeling you stretching this tight pussy nice and wide for me, come on John fuck me, you know you want to give me every inch of that big thick cock of yours, bend me over and watch that cock sliding in and out of me, fuck me hard John...and before I could say anything else...I heard a......IM CUMMING LISA...IM CUMMING....a few groans....a few grunts......a huge sigh.....then......A LAUGH!! LOL.. he started to giggle after cumming lol wow Lisa he said, you sounded so horny listening to you there, I couldnt hold back any longer..Im definitely calling you back he said, he then went onto ask me for my personal pin number which gets him through to me straight away, he then thanked me for a great chat, and then he hung up...

I logged out as soon as he hung up and burst out laughing, think it was with nerves and with being so chuffed i got through it and he hadnt hung up on me early on LOL... I was so pleased with myself, I had actually made a guy cum AND I got paid for it, I felt so proud of myself, and thought how bloody easy it was.... however, not every call is or was going to be as straight forward as Johns call, and I was to find this out in the coming nights...some guys imaginations go way beyond just fingering and fucking a nice tight pussy, and here was me thinking thats all they wanted....how wrong was I LOL....

I will never forget  my first caller, and there's definitely no chance of me forgetting the guys I will be telling you about in my next blogs either LOL...and here was me thinking I knew it all LOL.

Hope you enjoyed my blog :) xxxx

Sunday 23 January 2011

My First Blog.

Well..
Everyone else seems to have a blog, so I thought it was about time I had one too.
Im not that used to letting people know that much about me, and what goes on in my life, but after reading about what goes on in alot of other peoples lives, I thought I should maybe open up a little more too, tell you all what Im thinking, doing, and hoping for in my life.

Right at this moment thought I don't know exactly what kind of blogs I will be doing, but I hope whatever I chose to say, you will all enjoy reading. As mentioned in my profile, I work as an Adult phone chat operator, I have to admit, its not to everyone's taste, and I dont have a problem with that, but most people I have told what I work as, seem to be extremely interested in the kind of callers I speak with, what they ask me to chat about? and they love to hear about some of the bizarre calls I have had lol...I laugh as 99% of people after hearing about some of the things I chat about, always ask me the same question..do you get off on some of the calls you do?? That answer I will keep for another blog lol.
So already I am now thinking of doing some blogs about my calls I have had as a chat host, I think you will find them very entertaining to read, and maybe even a little eye opening lol.

I also joined Sextoysuk and The Vibe round about April 2010, I have got to know some awesome people there, a few of them you will already know and agree with me are very interesting to know. After joining them I was so lucky to be chosen to review sex toys for them, and I have to say I am now the proud owner of quite a few amazing products, some of which i was given to review, and others I couldn't resist and purchased myself, so I might do some review blogs to about my toys I have played with and tested out,  and let you know what I thought of them :) to be honest, I have been pretty lucky so far as most of the toys I own are extremely fun to play with, and do exactly as they say on the packaging lol. So I hope you will enjoy those blogs too.

I was having problems sleeping tonight, it is 04.29am and lack of sleep is the reason I decided to start blogging, It will take me some time to get used to how it all works, but like Twitter and Facebook I will get the hang of it, only had Facebook for a few days and only just got round to adding some pics to it earlier on tonight, again because I couldn't sleep.

Well I am going to go and try and shut my eyes for a few hours before the kids get up for school, I hope when I do start blogging you will all enjoy what I have to say, and I look forward to reading any comments you maybe have.
Thanks for reading.
Miss Lisa xxx